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Teatime love bite

Vixen | August 15, 2006

woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of passion, he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the [...]

News from Denmark

Vixen | August 15, 2006

A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, [...]

Comparison

Vixen | August 5, 2006

Two boys were skinny-dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?” The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.” Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again, there was a comparison [...]

A marriage add

Vixen | July 28, 2006

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY [...]

Nudist colony

Vixen | July 26, 2006

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of [...]

Dentist Office…

Vixen | July 26, 2006

An Old man has a bad tooth ache, he goes into the dentist office. The dentist brings him into the room and looks at the tooth, he tells the old man we cant fix it we need to pull it out! The dentist gets some novacane, the old man says I can’t take that…I am [...]

Great inventions

Vixen | July 25, 2006

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.” So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang [...]

What kind of a man most women like ?!

Vixen | July 10, 2006

A nice gentleman who caters to their every wish, showers them with flowers, cute gifts, poems and sweet words? Or a macho man that takes charge of the relationship, and does everything he can to show her that she’s nobody special? In short a man who becomes a challenge, hard to get and a little [...]

Public Nudity in the USA

Vixen | June 15, 2006

Public Nudity in the USA Americans in the USA feel very uncomfortable when confronted with Nudity in public. Despite the changed views on many aspects, Nudity is still a touchy matter with Americans of all ages. Many other activities that were once considered immoral are now accepted by the public like masturbation, premarital sex, and [...]

Why do women tend to be more bisexually oriented than men?

John JJ. Clark | June 7, 2006

From personal observation in north American culture, it seems that women tend towards homosexuality/ bisexuality more than men. Anybody that has ever seen an adult movie must have noticed that the vast majority of adult titles contain at least one scene where two or more women have some form of sex. Actually, if one judges [...]

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