Woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of passion, he lost his […]
News from Denmark
A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife […]
Comparison
Two boys were skinny-dipping and one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?” The other boy […]
A marriage add
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST […]
Nudist colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. […]
Dentist Office…
An Old man has a bad tooth ache, he goes into the dentist office. The dentist brings him into the room and looks at the tooth, he tells […]
Great inventions
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed […]
Doing it all Over, by Al Steiner
The first good story that I’ve read on the internet. Back in 1999, my first encounter in internet erotica was through storiesonline.net. The site was small at the […]