Great inventions
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang out with God.”
So the guy at the gates points God out to Ford.
When Ford gets to God, Ford asks, “Hey aren’t you the inventor of woman?”
God says, “Yes.”
“Well,” says Ford, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1) There is too much front end protusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.”
“Hmmmmm..” says God, “hold on”.
So God goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.
He then says to Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.”
Great joke. Quite original and very funny. I had to make a copy so I could repeat it at my next gathering. Thanks for this great joke.
Garland26
26 Jul 06 at 3:55 pm
Since Adam had nothing to do with the first woman,design OR creation, it sort of ruins the whole joke, doesn’t it?
Owen
30 Jul 06 at 3:59 pm
Problem :
It’s NOT ford who invented the cars BUT the assembly line work…
After some googling :
the first car with vapor engine was created by Cugnot in 1770
duke
28 Sep 06 at 5:07 am
Here is a good one for ya.
Cars:
Henry Ford asked Helen Dodge if he could Packard his Pierce Arrow in her Nash. She said “for Chrysler sakes no , this Is Willy’s night, you’ll have to Whip it!!! Ain’t that a Buick?”
fymunda cheeze
9 Oct 06 at 10:25 pm
“Owen Says:
July 30th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Since Adam had nothing to do with the first woman,design OR creation, it sort of ruins the whole joke, doesn’t it?”
Uhm.. i know it’s a little late… but… the joke didn’t say ANYTHING about Adam.. it was about Henry Ford and GOD… who, if you believe that stuff.. had EVERYTHING to do with the first woman, design and creation…. lol sorry.. pet peeve
Skitter_bug
21 Jan 07 at 11:45 pm