Today’s research
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Penis Tax
New tax effective Jan. 1, 2000
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it’s in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they’re nuts.
Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10″-12″ Luxury Tax
8″-10″ Pole Tax
5″-8″ Privilege Tax
4″-5″ Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Breasts Augmentation
Breasts augmentation has been all the rage in the last few years, it made me wonder why do many women, even career women and not only strippers or women who use their body parts as an attraction in their jobs, tend to go under the knife to have a size C or D cup; is it because with bigger breasts they can keep their men happier or maybe get the attention of other men??
Since men are visually stimulated, size does matter to most of them, and they are aroused by the size of a woman’s breasts, (same as women get excited by the size of a big penis too).
Assuming that most men are actually attracted by the beautiful and huge cleavage, what do they do when they get closer, and get to touch the big simulated breast, how does it feel ?
From looking only and not from experience, implanted breasts look to me too full and too firm, in contrast with the soft, bouncy and jiggly natural ones. Foreplay is important to achieve fulfillment in women, I keep wondering how fun is it for these women to have them squeezed, fondled, or even sucked?
After foreplay would their shape and position stay the same or some adjustments need to be taken care of, so they’re put back into place?!
If you have any idea out there let me know!!
Little Sally :)
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother:
“little Johnny showed me his willy today!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No — salty!”
Storiesonline offline temporarily
Storiesonline.net has been offline for a few hours already. A posting on Lazeez’s blog explains that the outage was caused by a construction crew that severed the data centre’s link to the net.
Let’s hope it goes back up quickly.
Looking for an old story
A while back I read a story about a teen and a mature woman. He wanted her but she was reluctant.
Somehow, he gets his clothes dirty and then while she’s putting his clothes in the washing machine, he comes from behind and inserts himself into her somehow. She pretends that nothing is happening and doesn’t stop him at all.
I’ve looked everywhere for this story, I can’t remember the title, the author or where I read it.
If you know this story and where to find it, please let me know.
Review: The Preacher Man by hammingbyrd7
The Preacher Man by hammingbyrd7 is a story set in a far (more than 8000 years), post-apocalyptic, future about a new human society based on ‘Meritocracy’. It is a story of a great injustice inflicted on this future’s women and the unraveling of a cruel society at the hands of our protagonist in order to bring justice to all.
It’s an interesting read for sure. The author created an interesting world that was supposedly established by a founder greatly influenced by Islam. The society’s females were brought up to marriage age and prepared to live a life of slavery afterwards. On the night of their marriage, women’s brains were chemically fried to prohibit any long term memory retention, basically locking their personalities as ‘Eternal Virgins’, so that each day of their life was like their second day after marriage. This meshes well with Muslim heaven where each good man gets 72 virgins that stay virgins forever. They have sex with them and the next time it would be like it never happened. Personally, I wouldn’t want a virgin forever. It would be good if your partner knew what you liked and knew how to push the right buttons to bring you to a higher level of pleasure.
Few things in the story didn’t make much sense to me, like why would anybody want to have children in the described society? They can have as much sex without worrying about kids and after they have kids they don’t keep them, so there is no emotional incentive to conceive, especially in the society described by the author, where chances are that whatever offspring a man or woman has, they will never see them again and chances are that they won’t survive their school system. The author didn’t mention anything in the founder’s teachings that encouraged or mandated breeding.
The story is told in a series of snapshots of the protagonist’s life, nothing is mentioned about what goes on between those snapshots. No effort was made to depict the days to day way of life in such a future. The future described was a little cold for the lack of any kind of small details about daily life.
I recommend reading the story. It’s an enjoyable one, despite the author’s extreme affinity for numbers, dates and statistics :) .
I wonder whether the futuristic society created at the end of the story could survive long-term. Anecdotal evidence (from France for example) shows us that highly educated people that could control their breeding, and where women can decide whether they want to have children and how many, tend to have too few children to sustain their society.
I can see it all around me. Highly educated people tend to have too few children and the uneducated or ignorant tend to have a lot of them (in general, of course, like everything else, there are exceptions). This is the first time in history that humans face this issue. The more advanced we are, the less of us there are. It makes me wonder about our immediate future. A hundred years from now, who would be the dominant race on earth? will it be Muslims who’s religion and society mandate breeding like rabbits? Will the western societies survive such an onslaught? Will the future depicted in this story where Muslims prevailed come true just because of that reason? What do you think?
The author is writing a sequel to this story titled The Preacher’s Daughter. I’ll wait until he’s done to read it (I don’t like short chapters).
