Happy new Year 2009
Vixen | December 30, 2008
Need Eyeglasses ??
Vixen | December 19, 2008
Onions and Christmas Trees
Vixen | December 19, 2008
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]
Time to Trim the Tree
Vixen | December 16, 2008
Merry Christmas
Vixen | December 14, 2008
Which one of the women below has the breast implants? Who gives a shit? Merry Christmas…
The Body Builder and the Blonde
Vixen | December 13, 2008
The body builder takes off his shirt, and the blonde says, “What a Great Chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.” He takes off his pants, and the blonde says, “What massive Calves you have!” The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.” He then removes his [...]
Swollen
Vixen | December 12, 2008
… the doctor replied, “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a doctor. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing The tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable [...]
Leather Dress
Vixen | December 12, 2008
When a woman wears a leather dress, A man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. -Ever wondered why? ……Because she smells like a new car.
Asking for a Raise
Vixen | December 4, 2008
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in [...]
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