Vixen | December 27, 2009
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year’s Eve costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on. “What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked [...]
Vixen | December 27, 2009
Vixen | December 19, 2009
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said. “Did Santa bring it to you?” “Yes Sir,” the little girl said, “he sure did!” The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 [...]
Vixen | December 19, 2009
Vixen | November 24, 2009
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]
Vixen | November 23, 2009
Mrs O’Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily on the soapy tiled floor of the shower. Trying to get back up, she realized that her squelchy nether lips had produced a tight seal and she [...]
Vixen | November 17, 2009
Vixen | November 15, 2009
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, honey bunch?” asked the wife. “I’m going to [...]
John J. | November 12, 2009
The Doctor – who tells her to ‘take off all her clothes.’ The Dentist – who tells her to ‘open wide.’ The Milkman – who asks her ‘do you want it in the front or the back?’ The Hairdresser – who asks her ‘do you want it teased or blown?’ The Interior Designer – who [...]
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