Fashion in Japan
What you see are not see-through skirts. They are actually
prints on the skirts. To make it look as if the panties are visible
And these are the current rage in Japan …
So don’t have a heart attack when the rage reaches here.
Courage ?
Is it to fly a fighter plane into combat?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting?
Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?
Is it to insult the doorman at a bar?
Bullshit…that’s nothing. THIS is COURAGE:
Nice Gift
After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a Postman.
One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab, and when he rings at the third door, the door opens and a glamorous blonde appears on, holds his hand, and takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most amazing “Sex”.
After the shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice and gives him a $5 bill.
During the meal, he was delirious and asks: “Can you explain all of this to me…?!?”
The Blonde says: “Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to be retired and we need to make something for him, and he replies:
“‘Fuck him… give him 5 dollars!’… but the breakfast was my idea.”
Men, They Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
“Sir,” she said “You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn’t resist…
He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
“What a nice feeling,” he thought. “Men’s restrooms don’t have nice things like this.”
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure… The ladies restroom was more
than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
“What happened?” he exclaimed. “The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.”
“The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.
Funeral
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said:”Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?”
Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched Carolyn’s shoulder and said,”Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.”
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
“Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we…?”
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen Barry, I’m not being funny… but I have to get Up in the morning… I have a funeral and you don’t.”
Oh No, Not again
Another serious problem with defective Chinese products. Where will it end!!
Beware!
Some stores are selling lounge chairs made in China, and the plastic is very, very cheap and thin.
Purchase at your own risk.
Miss Guarico Lost it
