Erotica Gatherer

After his annual check up, the doctor said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”

“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.”

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:

“Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?”

“Oh that crazy old fart,” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.”

You are at a wedding…………
You are a total Diva.
The best dress, a perfect hairdo… You fall in love with an invited guest .
You get secret looks the entire night…
On the dance floor, he’s by your side constantly
and he dances like a god………..
You are the couple of the evening…
The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women…
The bride is about to throw the bouquet…
You are first in line, in a strategic position…
Once there, you wait for the right moment…
You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him…..
If I catch the bouquet…I Will Marry You!
And then, the moment you’ve been waiting for…
The bride throws the bouquet…
He doesn’t stop looking at you…
You jump like never before to catch the bouquet…
Your arms stretched out…
Your hands open… And suddenly…