I’ll give you two reasons why he’s marrying her!
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at […]
Jane, Arlene and Camels
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, […]
World’s smallest [legal] swimsuit – 2008
The Stren Line company recently sponsored a swimsuit competition. The only requirement was that the swimsuit be held up by fishing line. Here is the winner: It’s held […]
Just for Laughs
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. —- […]
In Love Sometimes you have to be Tough
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties […]
Bedside Photo
After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, On the woman’s table by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this […]