A Wedding Invitation from the mother-in-law…
Vixen | May 28, 2009
I’ll give you two reasons why he’s marrying her!
Very Interesting commercial
Vixen | May 26, 2009
Why It’s crucial to have sex before marriage !!
Wrong Timing
Vixen | May 23, 2009
Asking for a Raise
Vixen | May 22, 2009
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in [...]
Prelude of Fornication
Vixen | May 21, 2009
Jane, Arlene and Camels
Vixen | May 19, 2009
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: Where [...]
World’s smallest [legal] swimsuit – 2008
Vixen | May 18, 2009
The Stren Line company recently sponsored a swimsuit competition. The only requirement was that the swimsuit be held up by fishing line. Here is the winner: It’s held in place with clear fish line.
Tough Dentist
Vixen | May 14, 2009
Just for Laughs
Vixen | May 14, 2009
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. —- Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. —- Q: What’s common between men and [...]
In Love Sometimes you have to be Tough
Vixen | May 7, 2009
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes [...]
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