Erotica Gatherer

After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man,
On the woman’s table by the bed. He begins to worry.
“Is this your husband?”He nervously asks.
“No, silly,” She replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” He continues.”No, not at all,”
She says, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?”He inquires, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no! Oh….You are SO sexy when you’re jealous!”
She teases.
“Well, who in the hell is he, then?” He demands!!!!
She whispers in his ear “That’s me before the surgery.”

A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist.
The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all
his professionalism went out of the window.
He told her to get undressed. 
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
While doing so he asked her, ’Do you know what I am doing?’
‘Yes,’ she replied, ‘You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.’
‘That’s right,’ said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts .
 ’Do you know what I am doing now?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ she said, ‘You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.’
‘Correct,’ replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and
started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
 ’Do you know what I am doing now?’
‘Yes,’ she panted, ‘You’re probably getting Aids:
  which is why I came to see you in the first place!’