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Onions and Christmas Trees

Vixen | November 24, 2009

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]

Smart Solution

Vixen | November 23, 2009

Mrs O’Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily on the soapy tiled floor of the shower. Trying to get back up, she realized that her squelchy nether lips had produced a tight seal and she [...]

Silikon in the wrong place …

Vixen | November 17, 2009

How marriage works!

Vixen | November 15, 2009

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, honey bunch?” asked the wife. “I’m going to [...]

The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

John J. | November 12, 2009

The Doctor – who tells her to ‘take off all her clothes.’ The Dentist – who tells her to ‘open wide.’ The Milkman – who asks her ‘do you want it in the front or the back?’ The Hairdresser – who asks her ‘do you want it teased or blown?’ The Interior Designer – who [...]

Fake

Vixen | November 11, 2009

The Best Q’s and A’s Todate

Vixen | November 9, 2009

Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Q: Why is $ex like shaving? A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again… Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? [...]

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