Erotica Gatherer

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year’s Eve costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on.

“What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.

“A premature ejaculation,” said the man. “I just came in my pants!”

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

“Nice bike,” the cop said. “Did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yes Sir,” the little girl said, “he sure did!”

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, “Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!”

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you’ve got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?”

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, “Yes, he sure did!”

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa: The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.”