Erotica Gatherer

Telephone rings at night…

Husband: “If its for me then say that I am not at home”

Wife answers: “He is at home”

Husband: “What the hell?”

Wife: “It was for me.”

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
Well,this one should get the prize….

“If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 36DD breasts, 24in waist and 34in hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God’.”

A man goes to the church to confess:

“Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.”

Father Incredulously “And how did he do it?”

“He took a pin and punched holes in all my condoms!!”