Erotica Gatherer

Believe it or not
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman….

Why?
Because there is no place like home.

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now…
I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.

And you thought you had seen it all, here’s a ’safe sex’ dress!

Pretty original, to say the least…

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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

Woody Allen

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”…
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”…

3. Importance of a period
Teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?”
Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.”

4. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential? ”
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential! ”