Interesting

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”…
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”…

3. Importance of a period
Teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?”
Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.”

4. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential? “
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential! “