Vixen | January 23, 2010
A man goes to the church to confess: “Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.” Father Incredulously “And how did he do it?” “He took a pin and punched holes in all my condoms!!”
Vixen | January 22, 2010
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes [...]
Vixen | January 19, 2010
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m ‘completely nude’.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new [...]
Vixen | December 27, 2009
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year’s Eve costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on. “What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked [...]
Vixen | December 19, 2009
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said. “Did Santa bring it to you?” “Yes Sir,” the little girl said, “he sure did!” The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 [...]
Vixen | November 24, 2009
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]
Vixen | November 23, 2009
Mrs O’Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily on the soapy tiled floor of the shower. Trying to get back up, she realized that her squelchy nether lips had produced a tight seal and she [...]
Vixen | November 15, 2009
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, honey bunch?” asked the wife. “I’m going to [...]
John J. | November 12, 2009
The Doctor – who tells her to ‘take off all her clothes.’ The Dentist – who tells her to ‘open wide.’ The Milkman – who asks her ‘do you want it in the front or the back?’ The Hairdresser – who asks her ‘do you want it teased or blown?’ The Interior Designer – who [...]
Vixen | September 28, 2009
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret looked him over, “Nope.” Frustrated, Bert stormed [...]
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