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		<title>Nasty Child</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2010/01/23/nasty-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 14:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to the church to confess: &#8220;Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.&#8221; Father Incredulously &#8220;And how did he do it?&#8221; &#8220;He took a pin and punched holes in all my condoms!!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>High Tech Women</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2010/01/22/high-tech-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. &#8220;That was my pager,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.&#8221; A few minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not all blondes are stupid</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2010/01/19/not-all-blondes-are-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, &#8220;I hope you don&#8217;t mind, but I feel much luckier when I&#8217;m &#8216;completely nude&#8217;.&#8221; With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, &#8220;Come on, baby, Mama needs new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year Joke</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/12/27/happy-new-year-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=743</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year&#8217;s Eve costume party&#8230; Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on. &#8220;What the hell are you supposed to be?&#8221; asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa&#8217;s Gift</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/12/19/santas-gift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=722</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. &#8220;Nice bike,&#8221; the cop said. &#8220;Did Santa bring it to you?&#8221; &#8220;Yes Sir,&#8221; the little girl said, &#8220;he sure did!&#8221; The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Onions and Christmas Trees</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/11/24/onions-and-christmas-trees-2/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/11/24/onions-and-christmas-trees-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=709</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, &#8220;Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?&#8221; The father, surprised, answers, &#8220;Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20&#8242;s, a woman&#8217;s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30&#8242;s to 40&#8242;s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smart Solution</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/11/23/smart-solution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=706</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mrs O&#8217;Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily on the soapy tiled floor of the shower. Trying to get back up, she realized that her squelchy nether lips had produced a tight seal and she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How marriage works!</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/11/15/how-marriage-works/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=698</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn&#8217;t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, &#8220;Honey, I&#8217;ll be right back.&#8221; &#8220;Where are you going, honey bunch?&#8221; asked the wife. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman&#8217;s Life</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/11/12/the-10-most-important-men-in-a-womans-life/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/11/12/the-10-most-important-men-in-a-womans-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John J.</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=689</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Doctor &#8211; who tells her to &#8216;take off all her clothes.&#8217; The Dentist &#8211; who tells her to &#8216;open wide.&#8217; The Milkman &#8211; who asks her &#8216;do you want it in the front or the back?&#8217; The Hairdresser &#8211; who asks her &#8216;do you want it teased or blown?&#8217; The Interior Designer &#8211; who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hats are better than boots</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/09/28/hats-are-better-than-boots/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/09/28/hats-are-better-than-boots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=667</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, &#8220;Notice anything different about me?&#8221; Margaret looked him over, &#8220;Nope.&#8221; Frustrated, Bert stormed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jane, Arlene and Camels</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/19/jane-arlene-and-camels/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/19/jane-arlene-and-camels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 15:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn&#8217;t get wet. Arlene: Where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Love Sometimes you have to be Tough</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/07/in-love-sometimes-you-have-to-be-tough/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/07/in-love-sometimes-you-have-to-be-tough/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 00:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=572</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner&#8217;s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up &#038; goes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bedside Photo</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/04/bedside-photo/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/04/bedside-photo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, On the woman&#8217;s table by the bed. He begins to worry. &#8220;Is this your husband?&#8221;He nervously asks. &#8220;No, silly,&#8221; She replies, snuggling up to him. &#8220;Your boyfriend, then?&#8221; He continues.&#8221;No, not at all,&#8221; She says, nibbling away at his ear. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gynecologist Visit</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/01/gynecologist-visit/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/05/01/gynecologist-visit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 14:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=564</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the window. He told her to get undressed.  After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, &#8217;Do you know what I am doing?&#8217; &#8216;Yes,&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nude Runner</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/04/20/nude-runner/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/04/20/nude-runner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=516</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband&#8217;s car pull into the driveway. &#8216;Oh my God &#8211; Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband&#8217;s home early!&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leave it for Italians</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/04/03/leave-it-for-italians/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/04/03/leave-it-for-italians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=502</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Jewish man said, &#8220;Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!&#8221; The Frenchman boasted, &#8220;Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Opportunity</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/03/28/great-opportunity/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/03/28/great-opportunity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=488</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, &#8220;Father, remember Psalm 129?&#8221; The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masculine Depression??</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/03/18/masculine-depression/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=476</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After a detailed exam the doctor takes her aside to talk to her about the results: &#8220;Your husband suffers from a very serious depression due to professional and family stress. If you do not make essential changes in his daily life, he is probably going to die. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Silly Old Fart</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/02/05/silly-old-fart/</link>
		<comments>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/02/05/silly-old-fart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=457</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After his annual check up, the doctor said to the elderly man &#8220;You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?&#8221; &#8220;In fact, I do,&#8221; said the old man. &#8220;After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nice Gift</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/01/22/nice-gift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a Postman. One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab, and when he rings at the third door, the door opens and a glamorous blonde appears on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men, They Never Listen</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/01/21/men-they-never-listen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men&#8217;s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. &#8220;Sir,&#8221; she said &#8220;You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.&#8221; He did what he needed to, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funeral</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2009/01/12/funeral/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://eroticagatherer.com/?p=415</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Barry returned from a doctor&#8217;s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said:&#8221;Honey, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Onions and Christmas Trees</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/12/19/onions-and-christmas-trees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, &#8220;Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?&#8221; The father, surprised, answers, &#8220;Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20&#8242;s, a woman&#8217;s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30&#8242;s to 40&#8242;s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Body Builder and the Blonde</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/12/13/the-body-builder-and-the-blonde/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The body builder takes off his shirt, and the blonde says, &#8220;What a Great Chest you have!&#8221; He tells her, &#8220;That&#8217;s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.&#8221; He takes off his pants, and the blonde says, &#8220;What massive Calves you have!&#8221; The body builder tells her, &#8220;That&#8217;s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.&#8221; He then removes his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swollen</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/12/12/swollen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; the doctor replied, &#8220;Of course I won&#8217;t laugh, I&#8217;m a doctor. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.&#8221; &#8220;Okay then,&#8221; Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing The tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn&#8217;t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gynecologist&#8217;s Assistant</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/11/05/gynecologists-assistant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist&#8217;s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more &#8211; &#8220;Can you give me some more details?&#8221; he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, &#8220;The job entails getting the ladies ready for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Biting Back</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/10/02/biting-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, &#8220;You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.&#8221; While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview For Visa</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/09/25/interview-for-visa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa: Consul: Your name please? Saudi: Abdul-Aziz Consul: Sex? Saudi: Six time a week! Consul: I mean Male or female? Saudi: Both male and female sometime even Camels! Consul: Holy Cow! Saudi: Yes, Cows &#038; dogs too&#8230; Consul: Man, isn&#8217;t that hostile? Saudi: Horse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roses Buds and Hanging Baskets</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/09/18/roses-buds-and-hanging-baskets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her &#8216;Loosen up Grams, These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!&#8217; And out she goes. The next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deaf Sex</title>
		<link>http://eroticagatherer.com/2008/09/13/deaf-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vixen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two deaf people got married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can&#8217;t see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes: &#8216;Honey, [...]]]></description>
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