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Worst job?

John J. | June 15, 2009

You be the judge…

Do You Believe in Destiny ?

Vixen | May 6, 2009

This the funniest and most ridiculous video I’ve seen recently, but what can I say it’s a beautiful love story.

Will the Dollar Fall

Vixen | April 22, 2009

The opinion of a very Savvy economic Advisor about the fall of the dollar in the global market : I liked the real picture of the dollar put in its rightful place in global markets already!!  As for my opinion about the fall of the dollar or not, that depends largely on the cohesion of [...]

Denmark’s Speed Bandits!

Vixen | March 31, 2009

Perfect Day

Vixen | September 19, 2008

Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani Bath Oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, [...]

Taking a Woman to Bed

Vixen | April 25, 2008

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to [...]

‘Next Life’

Vixen | April 21, 2008

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get [...]

How to Save the Airlines

Vixen | April 14, 2008

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, [...]

Interesting

Vixen | April 4, 2008

1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.” 2. Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”… Santa wrote back, “SEND ME [...]

Today’s research

Vixen | November 7, 2007

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After [...]

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