Mon 17 Mar 2008

Would you pass this bike going slower than the speed limit or would you stay behind it ?!?
Mon 17 Mar 2008

Would you pass this bike going slower than the speed limit or would you stay behind it ?!?
Mon 7 Jan 2008
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward…forward. ..backward. ..forward…backward. ..forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days
and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.