Erotica Gatherer

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Q: Why is $ex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% of gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% of boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY… it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Q: My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why?
A: Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.

• They give like hell.
• They do not yell.
• They do not tell.
• They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward…forward…backward…forward…backward…forward… stop and eject

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are fucked up.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction
A: A teabag.

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Qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good

B.R.E.A.S.T. S

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.

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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy’s hand.

Would you pass this bike going slower than the speed limit or would you stay behind it ?!