Archive for the ‘Women’ Category
The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
- The Doctor – who tells her to ‘take off all her clothes.’
- The Dentist – who tells her to ‘open wide.’
- The Milkman – who asks her ‘do you want it in the front or the back?’
- The Hairdresser – who asks her ‘do you want it teased or blown?’
- The Interior Designer – who assures her ‘once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!’
- The Banker – who insists to her ‘if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!’
- The Police Officer – who commands her to ‘spread THEM!’.
- The Mailman – who always delivers his package.
- The Pilot – who takes off fast and then slows down.
- The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her ‘Keep quiet and lay still!’
Ms Bikini (Iranian)
