Erotica Gatherer

The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

1. The Doctor – who tells her to ‘take off all her clothes.’
2. The Dentist – who tells her to ‘open wide.’
3. The Milkman – who asks her ‘do you want it in the front or the back?’
4. The Hairdresser – who asks her ‘do you want it teased or blown?’
5. The Interior Designer – who assures her ‘once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!’
6. The Banker – who insists to her ‘if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!’
7. The Police Officer – who commands her to ’spread THEM!’.
8. The Mailman – who always delivers his package.
9. The Pilot – who takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her ‘Keep quiet and lay still!’

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