Viagra
A lady went to a doctor asking for help with her sex life.
“Why don’t you just give your husband a viagra?”
asked the doctor.
“He wont even take an asprin. He hates pills.”
“Just put it in his coffee he will never know. and come
back in a week and tell me how things
went.”
The next week, she came back and she was not
happy.
“Was the sex not good?” asked the doctor.
“No it was the best sex I’ve ever had! I put it in
his coffee like you said.
He had one sip then he got this look of fire in his
eyes.
He pushed everything off the table and made love to me
right there on the table!”
“Well, what’s wrong then?” asked the doctor.
“I’ll never be able to show my face in Starbucks
again!”
Storiesonline offline temporarily
Storiesonline.net has been offline for a few hours already. A posting on Lazeez’s blog explains that the outage was caused by a construction crew that severed the data centre’s link to the net.
Let’s hope it goes back up quickly.
Looking for an old story
A while back I read a story about a teen and a mature woman. He wanted her but she was reluctant.
Somehow, he gets his clothes dirty and then while she’s putting his clothes in the washing machine, he comes from behind and inserts himself into her somehow. She pretends that nothing is happening and doesn’t stop him at all.
I’ve looked everywhere for this story, I can’t remember the title, the author or where I read it.
If you know this story and where to find it, please let me know.
