The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
The Doctor – who tells her to ‘take off all her clothes.’ The Dentist – who tells her to ‘open wide.’ The Milkman – who asks her ‘do you want it in the front or the back?’ The Hairdresser –…
Author: John J.
Hellooooooo
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and…
Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you…
Eternal Eve!
God Said, “Adam I Want you to do Something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley…” Adam said, “What’s a valley?” God explained it to him. Then…