No human male ever hopes to satisfy this woman!
Pornstar Nikki Ferrari plays with huge toys
Banned Dating site picture of the day
I help moderate a dating sites by moderating the pictures that members submit. No nudes are allowed, but members still try. Here is one of the good ones I rejected today:
Never have sex next to a parrot!
Clean One
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
“Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.
Erotic Story writing contest on Storiesonline for April Fools 2012
Storiesonline is having an erotic story writing contest:
April Fools 2012.
http://storiesonline.net/contest/April-Fools-Contest-2012
Have Fun :)
Erotic Story Writing Contest on Storiesonline.net
Storiesonline.net posted the details for a new erotic story writing contest:
Have fun with this one :)
Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ” Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
“Chicken Farmer it is.”
Couples’ Massage

I love positive attitudes!

Positive attitude girls are sexy
Storiesonline’s First story writing contest!
If you’re a sex story author, Storiesonline has something new interesting for you. A chance to win some money and have fun at the same time.
The Contest Contest writing Contest.
Rules are rules, read them, understand them and stick to them if you decide to participate :)