Public Service Announcement
Posted By John J. on May 27, 2010
Posted By John J. on May 27, 2010
Posted By Vixen on February 11, 2010
Posted By Vixen on February 9, 2010
Posted By Vixen on February 9, 2010
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
Well,this one should get the prize….
“If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”
Posted By Vixen on January 30, 2010
Posted By Vixen on January 29, 2010
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 36DD breasts, 24in waist and 34in hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God’.”
Posted By Vixen on January 25, 2010
Posted By Vixen on January 23, 2010
A man goes to the church to confess:
“Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.”
Father Incredulously “And how did he do it?”
“He took a pin and punched holes in all my condoms!!”
Posted By Vixen on January 22, 2010