Vixen | July 28, 2006
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY [...]
Vixen | July 26, 2006
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of [...]
Vixen | July 26, 2006
An Old man has a bad tooth ache, he goes into the dentist office. The dentist brings him into the room and looks at the tooth, he tells the old man we cant fix it we need to pull it out! The dentist gets some novacane, the old man says I can’t take that…I am [...]
Vixen | July 25, 2006
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.” So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang [...]
Vixen | July 10, 2006
A nice gentleman who caters to their every wish, showers them with flowers, cute gifts, poems and sweet words? Or a macho man that takes charge of the relationship, and does everything he can to show her that she’s nobody special? In short a man who becomes a challenge, hard to get and a little [...]
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