Clean One
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.
Category: Jokes
Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.…
Lent
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her Catholic Groom had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going…
Snappy!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. “What are you doing?” “I’m moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.”…
Night Call!
Telephone rings at night… Husband: “If its for me then say that I am not at home” Wife answers: “He is at home” Husband: “What the hell?” Wife: “It was for me.”
Nasty Child
A man goes to the church to confess: “Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.” Father Incredulously “And how did he do it?” “He took a pin and punched holes…
High Tech Women
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,”…
Not all blondes are stupid
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m ‘completely nude’.” With that, she stripped…
Happy New Year Joke
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year’s Eve costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with…