Category: Jokes

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said. “Did Santa bring it to you?” “Yes Sir,” the little girl said,…

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons,…

Mrs O’Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily on the soapy tiled floor of the shower. Trying to get back…

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll…

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to…

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the…

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed…

After a long night of making love, The guy notices a photo of another man, On the woman’s table by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?”He nervously asks. “No, silly,” She replies, snuggling up to him.…

A beautiful woman went to see a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at the stunning woman and all his professionalism went out of the window. He told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke…