Swollen
… the doctor replied, “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a doctor. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing The tiniest penis the doctor had…
Category: Jokes
Precious Lesson
Joke: Johnny sees daddy going into the woods with aunt Jane and runs home to tell mom
Gynecologist’s Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more – “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the clerk. The clerk…
Biting Back
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge…
Interview For Visa
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa: Consul: Your name please? Saudi: Abdul-Aziz Consul: Sex? Saudi: Six time a week! Consul: I mean Male or female? Saudi: Both male and female sometime even Camels! Consul:…
Roses Buds and Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams, These are…
Deaf Sex
Two deaf people got married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can’t see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights…
Honest Husband
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the…
Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad…
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy…