Category: Jokes

The Jewish man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!” The Frenchman boasted, “Last week…

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The…

A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After a detailed exam the doctor takes her aside to talk to her about the results: “Your husband suffers from a very serious depression due to professional and family stress. If you…

After his annual check up, the doctor said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man.…

After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a Postman. One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab, and when…

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. “Sir,” she said “You may use the ladies room if you promise not…

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed…

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons,…

The body builder takes off his shirt, and the blonde says, “What a Great Chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.” He takes off his pants, and the blonde says, “What massive Calves you have!”…