Category: Jokes

Two boys were skinny-dipping and one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?” The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.” Two weeks…

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT…

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist…

An Old man has a bad tooth ache, he goes into the dentist office. The dentist brings him into the room and looks at the tooth, he tells the old man we can’t fix it we need to pull it…

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you…