Two boys were skinny-dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?”
The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.”
Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again, there was a comparison made, with no results.
The first boy said, “I did what ya told me. Every night I have rubbed it down with Crisco.”
The other boy exclaimed, “Well, no wonder. That’s shortening.”