Two boys were skinny-dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s manhood, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?”
The other boy responded, “Well I rub it down every night with lard.”

Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again, there was a comparison made, with no results.

The first boy said, “I did what ya told me. Every night I have rubbed it down with Crisco.”

The other boy exclaimed, “Well, no wonder. That’s shortening.”

2 thoughts on “Comparison”

  1. Two five year old boy were peeeing, when one of them discovered something different about the other boy’s penis.

    “What happened”,he asked.

    “I was circumcised when I was a week old”, the other boy said. “That means that a doctor cut of my foreskin”.

    “Didn’t that hurt”, the first boy asked.

    “Are you crazy”, was the answer. “I couldn’t walk for a whole year”…

  2. An old farmer in Missouri had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

    One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

    The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”

    Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

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