FUNNY Pharmaceutical Ad

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
Well, this one should get the prize…

“If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”

Catholic Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 36DD breasts, 24in waist and 34in hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God’.”

Beautiful Woman

Nasty Child

A man goes to the church to confess:

“Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant.”

Father Incredulously “And how did he do it?”

“He took a pin and punched holes in all my condoms!”

High Tech Women

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.

“That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said “Well, will you look at that… I’m getting a fax!!”