Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons,…
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Smart Solution
Mrs O’Flynn was having a shower one day when, just as she bent down for the soap, she slipped and unbalanced, she did the splits and landed heavily on the soapy tiled floor of the shower. Trying to get back…
How marriage works!
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll…
The Best Q’s and A’s Todate
Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Q: Why is $ex like shaving? A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll…
Hats are better than boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to…