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Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies, too. Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to…
I’ll give you two reasons why he’s marrying her!
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not…
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the…
The Stren Line company recently sponsored a swimsuit competition. The only requirement was that the swimsuit be held up by fishing line. Here is the winner: It’s held in place with clear fish line.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. —- Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage? A:…