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The Jewish man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!” The Frenchman boasted, “Last week…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The…
Judge to prostitute: ‘So when did you realize you were raped?’ Prostitute, wiping away tears: ‘When the cheque bounced.’
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After a detailed exam the doctor takes her aside to talk to her about the results: “Your husband suffers from a very serious depression due to professional and family stress. If you…
After his annual check up, the doctor said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man.…
You are at a wedding………… You are a total Diva. The best dress, a perfect hairdo… You fall in love with an invited guest . You get secret looks the entire night… On the dance floor, he’s by your side…