Author: Vixen
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons,…
Merry Christmas
Which one of the women below has the breast implants? Who gives a shit? Merry Christmas…
The Body Builder and the Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt, and the blonde says, “What a Great Chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.” He takes off his pants, and the blonde says, “What massive Calves you have!”…
Swollen
… the doctor replied, “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a doctor. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing The tiniest penis the doctor had…
Leather Dress
When a woman wears a leather dress, A man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. -Ever wondered why? ……Because she smells like a new car.
Asking for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not…
Cannibals’ Dreams
Son: Should we take her home and eat her ?? Father: Are you crazy, we take her home and we’ll eat your mother…
Precious Lesson
Joke: Johnny sees daddy going into the woods with aunt Jane and runs home to tell mom