Author: Vixen
A Damn Fine Explanation
The wife came home early and to her surprise found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman who was wearing the wife’s underwear and also what appeared to be the wife’s clothes on the…
Perfect Day
Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani…
Roses Buds and Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams, These are…
Michelangelo’s David
After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo’s David is returning home to Italy .
Aint This The Truth…..
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they…
Deaf Sex
Two deaf people got married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can’t see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights…
Honesty pays off!
Dear Husband I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been…
Honest Husband
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the…
Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad…