Darned Clever, these Canadians!

Perhaps America and Europe should consider
changing their currencies, too.
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.
The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positiv e effect on tourism:


Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.
Those Canadians always find the solution!
Must be the pure water up there in the North .

2 thoughts on “Darned Clever, these Canadians!”

  1. Canadian Gay / Lesbian Groups protest new currency.

    Gay an Lesbian groups today picketed banks where the new anti-terrorism currency, commonly referred to as bosom bucks, were due to be distributed. Carrying signs deploring “No Boys on Bucks” and “Bend over Sweetie” protesters advocated a more diverse representation of nude Canada.

  2. I fully agree. We in the US should change our currency to something similar. The problem though, the banks would go broke. Think of all the money that would be saved at home, hung on the wall.

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