Hellooooooo
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and…
Category: Jokes
Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you…
Eternal Eve!
God Said, “Adam I Want you to do Something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley…” Adam said, “What’s a valley?” God explained it to him. Then…
Medical Solution
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. His skin already blistering and he…
Second Opinion
The doctor said, “Tom, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure…
My Private parts died
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, ‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace. ‘My Private Part…
Drunk in bar
A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom blonde a few seats down from him with breasts size 44DD’S. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug…
Internal Revenue Service – IRS auditor
At the end of tax year, the IRS sent a revenue agent to examine / audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: ‘I notice you buy a lot…
How Did I come into this World ?!
A Kid asks: ‘Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ‘ Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way, The Kid asked again: ‘So why not today?’ The Dad Respond: Please, listen…