Sat 26 Jan 2008
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs an get me slippers?”
“No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
“Hello dere girls, your Da’ sent me up here to shag ya both.”
“Fook off you liar!”.
“I’ll prove it,” Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them, Paddy?”
“Of course, what’s the use of fookin’ one?”
Sat 19 Jan 2008
Very interesting music video :)
Fri 18 Jan 2008
Available only at ‘Butts, Boobs and Beyond’.
Fri 18 Jan 2008
Mon 7 Jan 2008
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked ‘Why’?
The animals told him……… ..’Your tail is in the front’
Mon 7 Jan 2008
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward…forward. ..backward. ..forward…backward. ..forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days
and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.