Erotica Gatherer

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs an get me slippers?”

“No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

“Hello dere girls, your Da’ sent me up here to shag ya both.”

“Fook off you liar!”.

“I’ll prove it,” Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them, Paddy?”

“Of course, what’s the use of fookin’ one?”

Very interesting music video :)

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked ‘Why’?
The animals told him……… ..’Your tail is in the front’