Darned Clever, these Canadians!

Perhaps America and Europe should consider
changing their currencies, too.
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.
The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positiv e effect on tourism:

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Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.
Those Canadians always find the solution!
Must be the pure water up there in the North .

Surprise !!

You are at a wedding…………
You are a total Diva.
The best dress, a perfect hairdo… You fall in love with an invited guest .
You get secret looks the entire night…
On the dance floor, he’s by your side constantly
and he dances like a god………..
You are the couple of the evening…
The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women…
The bride is about to throw the bouquet…
You are first in line, in a strategic position…
Once there, you wait for the right moment…
You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him…..
If I catch the bouquet…I Will Marry You!
And then, the moment you’ve been waiting for…
The bride throws the bouquet…
He doesn’t stop looking at you…
You jump like never before to catch the bouquet…
Your arms stretched out…
Your hands open… And suddenly…