A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Saudi: Six time a week!
Consul: I mean Male or female?
Saudi: Both male and female sometime even Camels!
Consul: Holy Cow!
Saudi: Yes, Cows & dogs too…
Consul: Man, isn’t that hostile?
Saudi: Horse style, dog style, any style!
Consul: Oh dear!
Saudi: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!