Tag: funny
Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.…
Lent
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her Catholic Groom had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going…
Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my…
Interview For Visa
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa: Consul: Your name please? Saudi: Abdul-Aziz Consul: Sex? Saudi: Six time a week! Consul: I mean Male or female? Saudi: Both male and female sometime even Camels! Consul:…