Penis Tax
New tax effective Jan. 1, 2000
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it’s in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they’re nuts.
Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10″-12″ Luxury Tax
8″-10″ Pole Tax
5″-8″ Privilege Tax
4″-5″ Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Breasts Augmentation
Breasts augmentation has been all the rage in the last few years, it made me wonder why do many women, even career women and not only strippers or women who use their body parts as an attraction in their jobs, tend to go under the knife to have a size C or D cup; is it because with bigger breasts they can keep their men happier or maybe get the attention of other men??
Since men are visually stimulated, size does matter to most of them, and they are aroused by the size of a woman’s breasts, (same as women get excited by the size of a big penis too).
Assuming that most men are actually attracted by the beautiful and huge cleavage, what do they do when they get closer, and get to touch the big simulated breast, how does it feel ?
From looking only and not from experience, implanted breasts look to me too full and too firm, in contrast with the soft, bouncy and jiggly natural ones. Foreplay is important to achieve fulfillment in women, I keep wondering how fun is it for these women to have them squeezed, fondled, or even sucked?
After foreplay would their shape and position stay the same or some adjustments need to be taken care of, so they’re put back into place?!
If you have any idea out there let me know!!
Little Sally :)
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother:
“little Johnny showed me his willy today!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No — salty!”
