John J. | July 29, 2008
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this [...]
John J. | July 28, 2008
John J. | July 26, 2008
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said: “Just a minute, I have to go [...]
Vixen | July 21, 2008
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock : ‘Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock : What you mean? [...]
John J. | July 21, 2008
God Said, “Adam I Want you to do Something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley…” Adam said, “What’s a valley?” God explained it to him. Then God said, “Cross the river…” Adam said, “What’s a river?” God explained that to him, [...]
Vixen | July 18, 2008
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. His skin already blistering and he was in extreme pain. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, [...]
Vixen | July 18, 2008
The doctor said, “Tom, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to [...]
John J. | July 17, 2008
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