Category: Funny
Clean One
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.
Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.…
Lent
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her Catholic Groom had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going…
Snappy!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. “What are you doing?” “I’m moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.”…
Night Call!
Telephone rings at night… Husband: “If its for me then say that I am not at home” Wife answers: “He is at home” Husband: “What the hell?” Wife: “It was for me.”
FUNNY Pharmaceutical Ad
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads. Well, this one should get the prize… “If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”