Hellooooooo
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, “Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and…
Category: Funny
Polite way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you…
Smart cock
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock: Welcome to…
Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student
Hell explained by chemistry student for an exam question. Funny!
Smart Old Bugger!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his…