Quote of the Decade!
Vixen | March 18, 2009
Judge to prostitute: ‘So when did you realize you were raped?’ Prostitute, wiping away tears: ‘When the cheque bounced.’
Severe Solutions
Vixen | November 19, 2008
Dear Staff, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in US since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply [...]
A Damn Fine Explanation
Vixen | September 21, 2008
The wife came home early and to her surprise found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman who was wearing the wife’s underwear and also what appeared to be the wife’s clothes on the floor. She screamed at her husband ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare [...]
Perfect Day
Vixen | September 19, 2008
Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani Bath Oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, [...]
Aint This The Truth…..
Vixen | September 17, 2008
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. The following week [...]
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