Vixen | February 9, 2010
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads. Well,this one should get the prize…. “If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”
Vixen | January 29, 2010
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third [...]
Vixen | January 12, 2010
A lady went to a doctor asking for help with her sex life. “Why don’t you just give your husband a viagra?” asked the doctor. “He wont even take an asprin. He hates pills.” “Just put it in his coffee he will never know, and come back in a week and tell me how things [...]
Vixen | June 13, 2009
Vixen | May 22, 2009
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in [...]
Vixen | May 21, 2009
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Vixen | December 4, 2008
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in [...]
Vixen | September 21, 2008
The wife came home early and to her surprise found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman who was wearing the wife’s underwear and also what appeared to be the wife’s clothes on the floor. She screamed at her husband ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare [...]
Vixen | September 19, 2008
Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in….5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh warm croissants; open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani Bath Oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, [...]
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