Erotica Gatherer

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.” She answers.

A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he is going, he replies, “I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.”

Telephone rings at night…

Husband: “If its for me then say that I am not at home”

Wife answers: “He is at home”

Husband: “What the hell?”

Wife: “It was for me.”

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
Well,this one should get the prize….

“If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.”

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 36DD breasts, 24in waist and 34in hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God’.”