‘Next Life’

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

Woody Allen

One thought on “‘Next Life’”

  1. I think Woody Allen owes a bit to Kurt Vonnegut for the idea of living life backwards, thoughn Vonnegut had you being dug up at the beginning

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