Author: Vixen
Answer to the Kilt Question
The guy seated next to the Queen is priceless! And the picture with the kids is so funny! If you wait long enough, all questions finally get answered.
The Alligator and the Blonde
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my…
Interesting
1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.” 2. Brother wanted…
Signs of spring
I saw the first sign of spring today Those open toed shoes are a dead giveaway!
It sucks to get old
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next…
Great tattoo until…
This guy had what he thought was a great tattoo… Until he went to jail !!!
Not Long enough
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in…
The Irish
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs an get me slippers?” “No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two…